I'm about to do the same for Eric Clapton. Ruining a song, that is. Actually, it's an improvement because the original tune was a real downer.
So this is the Before:
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And this is the After:
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To close the loop in case it was not clear, every time I see a propane bottle or hear "Cocaine" on the radio, I immediately substitute Propane for Cocaine and burst into song.
It makes for a rather catchy tune.