Oh, the indignity!
This is the furred, four-legged cat son of of our daughter. They have named him "Johnny Blaze," although, of course, his actual name is known only to him.
This would be a good time to observe that conventional wisdom has pirates typically saying "Arghhhh", but when you think about it, who really knows how pirates actually talked? Surely there are no sound bites from the 1700s.
I propose that early on in the "talkie" era, when motion pictures were first accompanied with sound, that a film was made in which a pirate first said "Arghhhh," and that became the model for pirate speech thereafter to this very day.
You're welcome to the PhD candidate to whom I just gave his dissertation thesis.