Man Leaves Cell Phone at Scene of His Crime**
A Shippensburg man was cited after he allegedly broke a garage window on Richard Avenue, defecated on the ground, and left his cell phone behind.
In a written statement issued Monday, PA State Police said Michael Keith Hess, no age given, was charged with criminal mischief in connection with the incident about 2 a.m. Saturday at 25 Richard Avenue.
The crime was apparently linked to Hess because "he left his cell phone next to his poo," police said.
Sometimes we Ultrarunners are careless when we do potty breaks in the woods (but NOT like this joker!). Dumping in the woods is the most natural thing in the world, but PLEASE make sure that you are well off a trail where someone later could see or step in your mess.
**Note: in trying to source this article back to the Public Opinion, I Googled "Man Leaves Cell Phone at Scene of His Crime." Try it, you'll get something like 4,000,000 hits. Apparently this lapse is quite common (and there are only so many ways to entitle that news story).
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