I'm sorry--and this must be a profoundly deep-seated character flaw--but I just can't help liking Chuck Norris jokes...and inflicting them upon you. Though, truth be told, you have sufficient recourse: liberal use of the DELETE key, or simply not clicking in the first place.
So, here are a new newer ones. My personal fav is the last one:
--10 Mar 2015: Chuck Norris celebrated his 75th birthday. Or should I say, 75 celebrated Chuck Norris' birthday.
So, here are a new newer ones. My personal fav is the last one:
--10 Mar 2015: Chuck Norris celebrated his 75th birthday. Or should I say, 75 celebrated Chuck Norris' birthday.
--Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won't hurt the sun.
--When Google has a question, they "Norris" it.
--Chuck Norris can sing sign language and capitalize numbers.
--Chuck Norris knows the location of the undisclosed location.
--Chuck Norris can slap the headless horseman.
--Chuck Norris can slap the headless horseman.
--On the day God created Adam and Eve, Chuck Norris stopped by with a tray of cookies.
You're welcome.
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