1. Zippity doobie blobbity ROOOAR summa summa ice ice baby boom boom boom boom da boom boom can't stop this hammertime run run rudolph run right wingy dingy
WINGDINGSClippy bopbop ba loo bop tutti frutti. Amen and praise god.
2. You quit footin' the bill for these nations who are oil-rich, we're payin' for some of their "squirm-ishes" that have been goin' on for centuries where they're fightin' each other, callin' Allah Akbar, callin' jihad on each other's heads forever and ever. Like I said before, let 'em duke it out and let Allah sort if out!
The correct answer is the second one is real and was actually uttered in a major speech by Sarah Palin as she endorsed Donald trump for president.
We're in trouble, folks.
Credits: The first quote is courtesy of Eschaton, here. The second is via Digby, here.