Scary Trail Story

Via Boing Boing (always a great read, and if you don't check it out at least a couple times a week, it's your loss), we see a photo of what they entitle a "Horrifying Clown Statue Deep in the Woods":

 

 

 

Go to the Boing Boing link for more info.  The statue was placed on a trail in Florida.  Can you imagine running along some backcountry trail, doing your Ultrarunning thing, and all of a sudden you look ahead and see that?

 

I can well imagine simply dropping dead on the spot.  Here's hoping that you or I NEVER encounter such a creepy thing.  May our trail miles and hours be benevolent and healing and fun.  Anything but this.