And here in another post I floated the theory that these misplaced gold balls are actually alien eggs:
The ubiquitousness of finding golf balls in unlikely places now leads me to consider some formerly outlandish theories. I'm beginning to suspect that they are alien eggs, prepositioned, awaiting a hidden signal, and when they all hatch en masse there will be hell to pay for mankind.
Well, here's the latest find, a pair of golf balls that appear to be breeding:
[image credit Gary]
I found these balls immediately adjacent to one of my favorite 10 mile training routes (OK, I found them in the nearby Concocheague Creek while canoeing, but for sake of this blog post just go with it).
The pair of golf balls--perhaps one male and one female--appear to be linked via what can only be some sort of sex organ. If this does not constitute irrefutable proof, I don't know what would.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.