Found at Odometer dot com:
Maybe I'm just old school, but I've always believed strongly in obeying the sorts of large and small rules of conduct that help make society function smoothly.
The owner of the auto above, sadly, does not so believe.
I assume that this auto belongs to a guy, otherwise my thought that he has a small penis is inappropriate.
On the other hand (there's always another hand, right?), I used to watch the short-lived series Rollergirls, in which my favorite character, Misconduct, famously said "I don't have a problem with authority. I just don't like people telling me what to do."