Thursday, September 10, 2015

Haven't Posted on Chuck Norris in Awhile

I'm sorry--and this must be a profoundly deep-seated character flaw--but I just can't help liking Chuck Norris jokes...and inflicting them upon you.  Though, truth be told, you have sufficient recourse: liberal use of the DELETE key, or simply not clicking in the first place.

So, here are a new newer ones.  My personal fav is the last one:

--10 Mar 2015: Chuck Norris celebrated his 75th birthday. Or should I say, 75 celebrated  Chuck Norris' birthday. 

--Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won't hurt the sun.

--When Google has a question, they "Norris" it. 

--Chuck Norris can sing sign language and capitalize numbers.

--Chuck Norris knows the location of the undisclosed location.

--Chuck Norris can slap the headless horseman.

--On the day God created Adam and Eve, Chuck Norris stopped by with a tray of cookies.

You're welcome.

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