[image credit Gary, mailbox/sign of conservative Mennonite church on Zarger Road, Franklin County, PA]
This church frequently changes its signage, and this new one tickled me. Since I am prone to impure thoughts--let's face it, "prone" doesn't even come close to my propensity for a dirty mind--so I'd better rule out heaven.
Plan B would be to run Ultras here and now like there's no tomorrow, and thereby achieve heaven on earth. That's probably a better plan.